In the Kudablin project, we send completely different people on traveling at our expense! Sonya buzzed in Amsterdam: on the instructions of the subscribers, she bathed in the fountain, set off in all heavy ones and said goodbye to his healthy lifestyle. Read more – in her report!
So, let’s go. Absolutely unremarkable Monday. Clushing, rainy, and the sun took the weekend. But there was nowhere to postpone, it was on this day that I set off in all the heavy ones, officially resigned the powers of the phytonyashki and tried everything that I could try in Amsterdam.
To begin with, about difficulty: in Amsterdam there are not so many cool fountains. They are all some small, unpretentious, part does not work at all. Therefore, I chose for hooliganism such, beating from the ground. The weather was cool and some kind of unstable. Therefore, the promised bikini did not happen, but I will fulfill the task and still arrange a bathing show!
The second fear: the Europeans will not understand, I will disgrace Russia, having arranged a disgusting Tagiyil. Europeans really did not understand at first. As we see in the first photo, the fountain is empty. But then the people became interested in the process, began to peep at the wet Russian woman, and later even pull themselves up. I taught boys bad!
Bathing in the fountains did not cause any excitement in me. I could walk here naked and have sex right in the city center, no extreme and overcoming myself – and everyone did not care, including me. When it is unreasonable, I am not bad. The prohibitions are generally bad here, but, anticipating the irreparable transformation of my reputation in the eyes of orthodox woodpeckers, I enthusiastically began to complete the second task, confidently taking silver in the vote. Start in all heavy, arrange a total anti -ray. This is a real challenger. For me, a person who is getting drunk from the smell of alcohol alone.
Guys, I do not understand how you can drink one and a half liters of beer and stay on your feet. Literally two sips of a light amstel, and I am ready to dance on any suitable bar.
Beer here, as in all of Europe, is not bad, but as for me, there is nothing more beautiful than the dark goat that is served in Germany. The price tag is on average from four euros per 300 ml. Another sip-and the world swims away rapidly. In front of me, it is not clear where the seller of the brands is materialized and smiles confusedly with his golden teeth. Ah, this is just a German pensioner with a guide.
The city is shrouded in a thin haze of fog. The wind plays with my hair and spreads everywhere the unobtrusive smell of grass. In the center, the coffee houses are found on every corner, the euro for 12 can purchase a jamb with a lighter and juice – if you want to stay in a coffee shop, you need to buy a drink. The grass -barman with a playful gaze with skillful hands selects the necessary dose of the desired drug. What do you want, dear? Relax or cheer up? How do you want to do it? Powerful or Light? Tyrion Lanister emerges from the canal, shoals his head condemningly and shakes his hand menacingly. But, no, he just winked at me encouragingly and made a thumb up.
Do you think there are hordes of drug addicts, indulging in sin under every bush? Amsterdam has a strict and normalized number of coffee houses. To open a new one, you need to close the old one. The government does not prohibit them with storage and distribution, but it is politely not interested in suppliers. They can not advertise their services, sell to persons under 18 years of age and sell more than 5 g per hand. At some point, the government decided to direct all forces to work with seriously dependent drug addicts. And leave Light lovers alone. Like, it will be much better if people smoke in specially designated places and in small quantities. And do not hide on the bushes with dealers who strive to plant on something heavier. Now the main headache is nicotine. The Dutch do not like to smoke clean, prefer to mix grass with tobacco.
The fall is a very energy -consuming process. You get tired so much that at some point you begin to confuse sex toys with children’s rattles. There was almost an embarrassment with a souvenir =)
The evening covers with piercing longing. Magic disappears somewhere, I clearly feel every cell of my tired body. I was not completely imbued with this city, fell in love, but did not have time to understand. Too chamber hurricane fell upon him, but we still have time to get to know each other closer. We are going to the quarter of red lamps.
Of course, I do not think that sex for money is anti -zesty and bad. On the contrary, he performs an important social function and helps many people keep relationships. Legalization prostitution is an important step from the tax point of view. Local priestesses of love properly unfasten the state and ghosts to 50 go to a well -deserved pension.
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The author of the text and photo: onetwotrip famous bloggers Sony
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