I was sent. For the survey “where to go and what to do” as part of the OneTwoTrip project “Kudablin”, readers sent me to Budapest and chose as the task “to collect signatures for the legalization of same -sex fights and in favor of the movement against the namesake”.
Oooh, it was great! Even the day before, the locals instructed us that the analogue of the “Jew” in Hungarian culture is called “Kochonya” that there are very few chances to collect signatures against him, because Kochonya is also popular with Magyarov as Ferenz Liszt and Ferenz Pushkash. If only the Hungarians do not understand that this is a joke …
And I believed that everything was feasible. In my homeland, they called me from the media mass with the question of how I evaluate my chances in the election campaign.
Budapest. Having reinforced from the morning already in the right estimate in McDonald’s, we advanced towards the Hungarian parliament.
Having examined his layout, I came to the conclusion that the trees resemble goat poop. At the same time I wanted to collect signatures for eliminating the goat manure from the Budapeststski Parliament layout.
The advertising campaign in the city has already been carried out, and it remained small.
I lurked on the embankment at the parliament, like Kisa Vorobyaninov, which “took a position from a non -a -haired cabinet.” On the signature sheets, my physiognomy flaunted, which was supposed to inspire protection, respect and trust.
The little man helped me as best she could …
– And what kind of candidate?
– Well, he’s, he sits on a bench! A cold cold ….
– Ah, then let’s sign it!
– What are you collecting signatures against?
– Mmmmm … you are not in FIG? Well, ok, do you know such a dish like a junk?
– No, they didn’t hear …
– Well, in short, is it so disgusting, vomiting, trembling and tasteless dish?
– So you collect signatures against tasteless food?
– Well, if you simplify, then you can say so ….
– Then we will sign it!
About the translation into English the concepts of “for the same -sex fights” I am already silent))))
Then it was the turn of the “Stars of the Anti -Holdor Movement” to go to the people. I spoke the language of Swabian Narnia, combining a set of meaningless words in it, because incomprehensibility in this case is the best weapon.
– Will you sign?
– And I am not Hungarian!
– Yes, I have figs! Let’s sign!
As a result, we gathered a dozen squiggles in half an hour. Which of them put their original signature – I find it difficult to answer.
I filled out the remaining signature sheets with my own hands, guided by the principle of “who will disassemble in this parliament ????”
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