As I wrote earlier, we went to Vienna as part of the Kudablin project from the ONETWOTRIP independent travel supermarket.
Budapest – Vienna
I drove into the search “Interesting Vienna Places.” Here’s what they write on Russian Internet: “Cafe Zacher. A cup of hot coffee is what a frozen traveler needs. But the main “feature” of the cafe is the corporate cake “Zacher”. Many specially go to Vienna for this delicacy. The institution was sheltered on a Filkharmonikershtrasse near the Vienna Opera. ”
Bl … who writes it with such a sweet spark? “Furious traveler”, “cake”, “treat”, “shelter” … aaaaaaaa))
On the bus to overcome the path between the two capitals costs 19.5 euros. Having left Hungary in the morning, having dropped in to “look” to Vienna, in the evening we had to enter Bratislava.
The Austro-Hungarian border found a little man in the bus toilet. The border guard pounded her for a long time, wanting to look at her passport. She came out very angry, it is clear that they torn from something important. By which miraculously he is not “snap” – I do not understand. I brought with me a man who is able to endure with all the central Europe, and then keep it in fear.
There is a house in Vienna, from which, if you look out the window, a hundred Chinese cameras will always be aimed at you, behind which the Chinese are hidden. This house was created by the Austrian artist Friedrikhrais Hundertwasser. Hundertwasser is cool, the Chayf group sang about him in the song “If I were an Austrian”, and in Kostroma they called him a cafe.
But I sympathize with the residents of this house … I think that with all the prestige of the building, the announcement in the newspaper “Selling an apartment in Hundertwasserhaus” should not be very in demand. For the tourist flow by non-stop. I would put in the place of tenants a permanent review of the papier-mash in the window opening. Although the world today is such that they would have become even more from this.
In general, walking in the center of Vienna is a doubt pleasure. I saw such a number of tourists only in Prague. There is one Mozart and Russians.
In the Prater Park on the attractions left a monthly Russian salary. At that moment, it seemed to me that it was necessary to choose the path where the “delicacy” “sheltered” to the “frozen traveler” …
Bratislava
“There is nothing to do in Bratislav” – so they wrote to me in almost all comments. Maybe tourist guides will take this phrase as a basis and will not spend paper. However, the scriptwriters of the film “Eurotour” managed to squeeze from Bartislava by almost the funniest episode of the film, opening with the immortal phrase “It’s good that you came here in the summer … In winter, there is a little sad here.” Buy magnets and die with longing – it seems that this is the principle of tourism of Bratislava.
Zmrzlik is an ice cream on Slovak. A capacious and funny word.
The embankment is organized so stupid that if you sit on the benches along it, then you see do not blow, and the concrete wall is the fence of the embankment.
We wrapped a bottle of wine with the discount magazine Billa, celebrating my 35th anniversary. Hamshik, Shkrtel and some other dude looked from his main page. Two days later, they will bury a couple of nails into the lid of our football coffin. At this moment I was upset again …
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