In the Kudablin project, we send completely different people on traveling at our expense! Arthur Shigapov visited Ibiza: he noticed that one of the most famous European resorts looked like Anapa, found a nudist beach among the rocks and saw how the most advanced youth of Europe was resting. Read more – in his report!
Ibiza begins already on the bus, taking the public to the plane of the aircraft at Domodedovo. Everything is completely young and perky. Cute girls, advanced guys.
• This was the first flight in which the public applauded not only landing, but also on take -off))
• This was the first flight, having learned about which an employee on the airline’s rack said – Eh, how lucky you are, I also want to go there too.
• It was the first flight where I was the most Old Senior among passengers !! But far from the most lethargic !!
See wrinkles dotting a brow? This is because the task was very difficult. I had to find a nudist named Barbara on Ibiza’s beaches and smear her back with sunscreen.
Here, people, frankly, have everything in openwork. The most modest hotel room cost 140 euros (peak of the season!). Entrance to clubs – from 20 euros, knows where, up to 70 euros to the legendary Pacha, where David Ghett banks. All around the style and gases.
Guys like with an advertisement for healthy lifestyle, the girls are pumped with silicone and on stilettos, which seems like a wildness in decaying feminist goropes. And solid Spaniards around, you will hear English, where to look for Russians there …
In short, all in doubt, but decisively, I went to the “distant beach”, where everyone had to walk like naked. In the way he doubted – would the harsh police of nudist customs drive me out of there? Like, it’s not ashamed in such defiantly long shorts, the same!
Well, what do I see upon arrival? Yes, this is a natural Anapa, everyone is sitting on each other on their heads! Moreover, exclusively in bathing accessories.
I go through the whole beach, scan. Closer to the end, individual freaks begin to come across, absolutely vocal. I, like a wild snow leopard, prepared for a jump, noisily raising his nostrils in search of easy prey. But the beach is already over, and the damned laces still entangled the bodies of shameless ladies. Sometimes it was tempted to approach and free them, for the sake of a successful frame. But then I would have to deal with a walking advertisement for healthy lifestyle …
Opachka! Yes, this is what you need! Just 200 meters from the main beach appeared … uh … not a cuddle bay, but at least its foci.
But where to get naked Barbara for a selfie? With such a Hamlet question, I reached the last bay and saw a bunch of naked … men. Somehow they looked at me badly. Yes, this is a gay reel! – I remembered the description and immediately made my legs back. The sun inexorably annealing the neck. Something was required to do. And then I saw her. A beautiful platinum blonde, clearly bored in the middle of shameful German old women, shaking dried drunks.
– Madmoiselle, Frau, Signorina, Mojach, comrade! – I turned immediately in all languages. – Their bin blogger, ay nid Help Ford Majtagram, just Uan photo, pliz, y A with beauty, Bonita! – a convincing voice, sometimes breaking into the falsetto.
– Rush? – asked the beautiful blonde briefly, but menacingly.
– Rush, Rush, shitty is painted! I nodded hastily.
– Nudist Varvara – Blonde introduced herself a little less briefly. – Do your dirty business, blocher, let it get as soon as possible until we are blessed.
It was a sign from above. The goddess Flyava graciously pointed with a finger to the only ghostly option, and he worked. With shaking hands, I squeezed out a sunscreen and rubbing it with a velvet-peach skin of a barbarian nudist. Barbara responded with noisy breath. Why did she go alone to Ibiza, this is the island of love.
The session is quickly over. Several hasty pictures – and the German old women began to twist with wipes worriedly, finding out who violates Privacy here. Then they will star in the dirtiest films of underground studios, but pose on the beach – we cannot! I quickly settled, and dumped, leaving a sighing barbarian among the barbarians, under the scorching sun, carefully wrapped in a thick layer of a protective cream. If you read these lines, a beautiful blond, know – there is a person in the world who is immensely grateful to you …
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The authors of the text and photo: Arthur Shigapov
